My Pre-Nuptial Agreement

Now let's see, someone said I needed this agreement just in case, after we get married, I decide that he didn't give me enough space. You say it's a buffer if our marriage doesn't work, and I find out somehow he is really just a jerk? Or maybe it's a $ecurity blanket so when some days just don't seem so funny, we won't need to work at our commitment, I can quit, retire, and keep his money.

Well, while I don't think I really need this paper, if you insist, then let me draft it with words to keep it tapered, to just the size I'll need to say it all. I'll make it so the journey will be more rewarding than the fall!

If after we are married, I would consider leaving you, then I shall walk away with nothing, and be the fool. For if I leave you, I'll find nothing of great worth to take with me, because I realize that the things I value most in life are those I have come to find in thee.



PS: Maybe someone should change the name of these types of documents to "A Predestined Agreement for Failure".